Tuesday, January 22, 2008

hungryeye photo



Tere sitam ko humne berukhi samjha,pyaar ko humne bandagi samjha,Tum chahe hume jo bhi samjho,humne to tumhe apni zindgi samjha....

Yaari gunha hai to hone na dena, Yaari khuda hai to khone na dena...
Krishna......

Purnima

PURNIMA





Khuwahish is dil ki rahi,sapno me bunti rahi,Aazad panchi thi main,duniya ke dastoor me kaid rahi.......

Waqt ki aach main to patthar bhi badal jaate,khuaab toot kar aasoo main badal jaate hai,umrr bhar kaon kisko yaad rakhta hai,waqt ke saath to insaan bhi badal jaate hai.......................























Monday, January 21, 2008

Models Wallpapers

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Sunday, January 20, 2008

Mobile sms

Phul Hey Gulab Ka
Suganda Lijiye
SMS Hey Aapka dost Ka
Achye se Padlijiye.....

Marriage Power


A Tiger was giving Wedding Party to his friends.
A cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who are you?
Cat Said i was also a Tiger before my marriage.......

Falling in LoVe

Ek Sardar apni Gal Frend ko I Love U kehta aur gir jata,
I Love U kehta aur fir gir jata.
Girl: Ye kya kar rahe ho
Sardar: I AM Falling in Love.

2006 Girl

1980 Girls: Maa Mei Jeans pehnungi
Maa: Nahin beti log kya kahenge?

2006 girls: Maa mei mini Skirt pehnungi
Maa: Pehenle beti Kuch to Pehan le

kitkat

1

Take me to a lonely place
make sure no one is watching
Rip me naked hold me tight
take me to your lips and have a break
- its me KitKat

2

Girl: If U'll try to kiss me, may shor macha doongi.
Boy: lekin yahan dur dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi....

I miss You...

Pucho na us kagaj se,jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte hai,Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hai,Wo Kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte hai.

Apne haathon se yun chehre ko chupate kyun ho, mujh se sharmate ho toh yun samne aate kyun ho, Tum kabhi meri tarah kar bhi lo ikraar-e-vafa, pyaar karte ho toh phir pyaar chupate kyun ho

Humein unki ebadat se fursat nahi milti ,log na jane kisko khuda kehte hain ,dil mein rakha hai unko,log na jane kyon juda kehte hain.

Unka waada hai ki vo laut ayenge,issi umeed par hum jiye jayenge,yeh intezaar bhi unhi ki tarah pyaara hai,kar rahe the, kar rahe hai or kiye jayenge.

Lovely shayari

muddat huii hai yaar ko mahamaa.N kiye hue
josh-e-qadah se bazm charaaGaa.N kiye hue

karataa huu.N jamaa phir jigar-e-laKht-laKht ko
arsaa huaa hai daavat-e-mizshgaa.N kiye hue

phir vazaa-e-ehatiyaat se rukane lagaa hai dam
baraso.n hue hai.n chaak girebaa.N kiye hue

phir garm_naalaa haaye sharar_baar hai nafas
muddat huii hai sair-e-charaaGaa.N kiye hue

phir pursish-e-jaraahat-e-dil ko chalaa hai ishq
saamaa.N-e-sad_hazaar namak_daa.N kiye hue

phir bhar rahaa huu.N Khaamaa-e-mizshgaa.N baa_Khuun-e-dil
saaz-e-chaman_taraazii-e-daamaa.N kiye hue

baa_ham_digar hue hai.n dil-o-diidaa phir raqiib
nazzaaraa-o-Khayaal kaa saamaa.N kiye hue

dil phir tavaaf-e-kuu-e-malaamat ko jaaye hai
pi.ndaar kaa sanam_kadaa viiraa.N kiye hue

phir shauq kar rahaa hai Khariidaar kii talab
arz-e-mataa-e-aql-o-dil-o-jaa.N kiye hue

dau.De hai phir har ek gul-o-laalaa par Khayaal
sad_gul_sitaa.N nigaah kaa saamaa.N kiye hue

phir chaahataa huu.N naamaa-e-dil_daar kholanaa
jaa.N nazar-e-dil_farebii-e-unvaa.N kiye hue

maa.Nge hai phir kisii ko lab-e-baam par havas
zulf-e-siyaah ruKh pe pareshaa.N kiye hue

chaahe phir kisii ko muqaabil me.n aarazuu
surme se tez dashnaa-e-mizshgaa.N kiye hue

ik nau_bahaar-e-naaz ko taake hai phir nigaah
chehara furoG-e-mai se gulistaa.N kiye hue

phir jii me.n hai ki dar pe kisii ke pa.De rahe.n
sar zer baar-e-minnat-e-darbaa.N kiye hue

jii Dhuu.NDhataa hai phir vahii fursat ke raat din
baiThe rahe.n tasavvur-e-jaanaa.N kiye hue

'Ghalib' hame.n na chhe.D ki phir josh-e-ashk se
baiThe hai.n ham tahayyaa-e-tuufaa.N kiye hue

Ramailo shayari 3

(25) "FRIEND": who is F: First for me. R: Ready anytime for me. I: Inspires me. E: Enjoys life with mi. N: Never forgets me. D: Dear! its you.

(26) Birth is"START OF LIFE"Beauty is "ART OF LIFE"Love is"PART OF LIFE"Death is"LAST OF LIFE" BUTFriendship is the"HEART OF LIFE"

(27) Mehak ni mukdi fulan cho,,ful sungde-2 suk jande,, kade pyar ni mukda dil cho sah mukde-2 muk jande. jad vichran da dar satave,, asi turde-2 ruk jande...,

(28) EnterPassword F*****.FR****FRI***FRIE**FRIEN*FRIENDCode accepted::""--"": Welcome". ." to "v" MY HEART

(29) sade kole yaar chadya ni jana dil whichon dukh kadya ni jana ek chit kare mainu mout aa jave par kalla yaar duniya which chadya ni jana

(30) Gulshan ka raazpadh sakta hai koi koi,dard ki dawa bansakta hai koi koi,khushi meinaa jate haiaksar aansu,gam mein muskarasakta hai koi koi.

Ramailo shayari 2

(17) Vo ek KHAAS jo khuda sa lagta hai,bahut hai dil ke Paas phir bhi juda sa lagta hai,bahut der se aaya nai sms uska,shayad kisi baat pe khafa sa lagta hai...

(18) Sanu yaar de mukhde cho rabb disda,hun dovaan cho naam lavaan kisda,Dadea rabba ve maaf kari, tere cho yaar nahi yaar cho tu disda.

(19) Kuch meethe pal yaad aate hain,palko per aansu chod jate hain,kal koi aur mile to hume na bhul jana,dosti k rishte zindagi Bhar kaam aate hain.

(20) Hum 1bar jite h1bar marte h1bar pyar karte hShadi b 1bar karte hJab har kam 1bar karte h toapko MISS kyun bar-2 karte hai!

(21) Duriyo se fhark nahi padhta, baat to dilo ki nazdikiyon se hoti hai, dosti to kuch khas aap jaiso se hai, warna mulakat na jane kitno se hoti hai...

(22) My maths teacher told me 1'hour=60 mins. & 1'min=60'secs. but she never told me that 1'sec.without a FRIEND like u is equal to 100'years.

(23) Sweet is ur nature,Dear is your name,Close to my heart U will alwzs remain.As Earth wnts water, Flower wants dew,I want nothing but hapines for you.take care.

(24) Dosti nazaro se ho to use kudrat kahte hai Sitarose ho to use jannat kahte haiHusn se ho to use mohabat kahte haiAur DOSTI hmse ho to use KISMAT kahte hai.

Ramailo shayari 1

(9) Zindgi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,amanat mein kabhi qayamat nahi hoti,humse dosti zara sambhal kar karna,hamari dosti ki kaid mein zamanat nahi hoti

(10) Ye din yunhi gujar jayenge, shayad hum dost bichad jayenge, naraj na hona aap hamari shararaton se,yehi to wo pal hain jo tumhe aksar yaad ayenge..

(11) Humne har sham chirago se saja rakhi hai,Par shart hawaon se laga rakhi hai,Na jane kis gali se mera dost aa jaye, Humne har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai

(12) Tum ko chahne wale kam na honge, waqt ke saath shayad hum na honge, apna pyar chahe kisi ko bhi dena tum, par teri yaadon ke haqdaar hum honge.

(13) Pal hi aisa tha ki hum inkar na kr paye,zamane k dar se ikraar na kr paye,na thi jinke bina zindagi munasib,chod diya sath unhone aur hum sawal tak na kr paye..

(14) Don't only make a relation with someone who makes you happy. Make a relation with someone who cannot b happy without u...!

(15) Asin haal sohneyan da puchh baithe,o chup kar k kolon langh gaye ne..Saari raat sochan vich guzar geyi,k o russ gaye ne ya sang gaye ne.

(16) Har sohni cheez da malik tu,kuch rob jeha vi rakhia kar,din dhalda sanu vekhan de,tu charda suraj takia kar,ron nu asi bathere ha,tu khid khid sohnya hasya kar.

Ramailo Hindi Kabita

(1) Lovable number"143"Lovable symbol "Rose"Lovable place"Taj mahal"Lovable day"14 feb"Lovable organ"Heart"Lovable friends "U"....

(2) Yeh kudrat ka niyam hai,abhi din hai fir raat hai, raat ke baad phir se parbhat hai,kisi ko kuch mila tha,aaj kho gya hai,kabhi haathon mein haath the,aaj khaali haath hai,Sukr hai khuda ka mera bhayi hamesha mere saath hai.yeh waqt-waqt ki baat hai..

(3) Khamosh raat ke pehlume sitare na hote, Inn rukhi aankhome rangin nazare na hote, YAKIN maniye hum bhi na karte parwah, Agar aap itne pyare na hote.

(4) Der raat jab kisi ki yad satay, thandi hawa jab zulfon ko sahlaye, karlo aankhe band aur so jao, kya pata jiska hai khyal wo khwabon mein aa jaye...

(5) Khush Naseeb Hain Aap,Jo Hum Aapki Dosti Ko Itni Shiddat Se Chahte Hai.Warna Hum Woh Saksh Hai Jo Khawab Mein Bhi APPOINTMENT Se Aate Hai...

(6) Mainu yaara tu alla di masit jiha lagda. Kise hik naal lage taweet jiha lagda. Jinna marzi tu akhiyan to door hove yaara, par dil sade de nazdeek jiha lag da

(7) Dosti ki hai to "NIBHAYENGE"her pal aapko "HASAYENGE" MAANTE;hain aapko to fursat nahin yaad karne ki,HUM hi §M§ karke apni yaad ?DI£A¥ENG€?

(8) Wat will i do if god gives me 24 hrs before death? I will be with u 23 hrs.now u r thinking wat abt d last hr,in tht hour i will search someone 2 care 4 U..

Husband to Wife

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.

When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from
Darkness and if after you pray and you are still in darkness, please
Pay your ELECTRICITY BILL

Funny SMS

At Night

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,

BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

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BoyFriends

Boyfriends are like panipuri,
Tastes good anytime.

Lovers r like PIZZAS,
Hot & spicy,eaten frquently.

Husbands r like Dal RICE,
eaten whn there is no choice....

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Funny Hindi Shayari 18

Merey Dukho'n sey na koi Udaas ho jaaey
Mein apney Chehray pe Khushiyaan saja ke milta hoon

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Yeh Dard kum tou nahin hai ke Humein Toou na mila
Yeh aur baat ke Hum bhi na ho sakey Terey

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Labo'n pe geet tou Aankhon mein khawaab rakhtey thay
Kabhi Kitaabon mein Hum bhi Gulaab rakhtey thay
Kabhi kissi ka jo hota tha Intezaar Humein
Bara hi Shaam-o-seher ka Hisaab rakhtey thay

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Doobna tha jo Iss Kashti ka Muqaddar Ya Rub
Aankh ke saamney Aey kaash, na Saahil hota

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Na-jaaney kaun sa aasaib Dil mein busta hai
Ke jo bhi Thehra, woh Aakhir Makaan chor gaya

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Ajeeb khauf hai undar ki Khamoshi ka Mujhey
Ke Raaston sey guzarti hoon Gungunaatey huey

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Hur cheez ki bohtaat mein nuqsaan buhut hai
Shiddat sey kissi shakhs ko chaaha na keejiyey

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Dil Juda hoon tou Mulaqaat sey kya Haasil hai
Yoon tou Saahil sey samandar bhi mila kartey hain

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~ Ghum ki jaageer wiraasat mein mili hai Mujh ko
Apni Jaageer mein rehta hoon Nawaabon ki tarah

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~ Sooraj ke saath doob gaya Mera Dil bhi Aaj
Itna udaas shaam ka manzar kabhi na tha

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Funny Hindi Shayari 17

Merey Dukho'n sey na koi Udaas ho jaaey
Mein apney Chehray pe Khushiyaan saja ke milta hoon

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Yeh Dard kum tou nahin hai ke Humein Toou na mila
Yeh aur baat ke Hum bhi na ho sakey Terey

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Labo'n pe geet tou Aankhon mein khawaab rakhtey thay
Kabhi Kitaabon mein Hum bhi Gulaab rakhtey thay
Kabhi kissi ka jo hota tha Intezaar Humein
Bara hi Shaam-o-seher ka Hisaab rakhtey thay

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Doobna tha jo Iss Kashti ka Muqaddar Ya Rub
Aankh ke saamney Aey kaash, na Saahil hota

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Na-jaaney kaun sa aasaib Dil mein busta hai
Ke jo bhi Thehra, woh Aakhir Makaan chor gaya

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Ajeeb khauf hai undar ki Khamoshi ka Mujhey
Ke Raaston sey guzarti hoon Gungunaatey huey

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Hur cheez ki bohtaat mein nuqsaan buhut hai
Shiddat sey kissi shakhs ko chaaha na keejiyey

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Dil Juda hoon tou Mulaqaat sey kya Haasil hai
Yoon tou Saahil sey samandar bhi mila kartey hain

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~ Ghum ki jaageer wiraasat mein mili hai Mujh ko
Apni Jaageer mein rehta hoon Nawaabon ki tarah

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~ Sooraj ke saath doob gaya Mera Dil bhi Aaj
Itna udaas shaam ka manzar kabhi na tha

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Funny Hindi Shayari 16

~ Tum, Merey liyey aur koi ilzaam na dhoondho
Chaaha tha Tumhein, Aik yahi ilzaam buhut hai

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~ Iss Hansney mein chhupey dard ko mehsoos tou kar
Woh tou hans hans key yoonhi khud ko saza deta hai

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~ Iss mein Qismat ki khata hai na Zamaaney ka qusoor
Ghum tou insaan ke jeeney ki saza hotey hain

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~ Apni saansein Meri saanson mein mila kar rona
Jab bhi rona Mujhey Seeney sey laga kar rona

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Aankhon Mein koi khawaab utarney nahin deta
Woh shaks Mujhey chayn sey marney nahin deta
Bichhray tou ajab Pyaar jataata hai khaton mein
Mil jaaey tou phir Had sey guzarney nahin deta

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Funny Hindi shayari 15

Yoon Jurm-e-Mohabbat ki saza deti hai Duniya
Hanstey huey chehron ko rula deti hai duniya
Marney ki Tamanna ho tou, marney nahin deti
Jeetey hain tou jeeney ki saza deti hai Duniya

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Ussey tou kho hi chukey hain Phir khayaal kya Uss ka
Yeh fikar kaisi ke Ab ho ga Haal kya Uss ka

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Zindagi phool ki kaanton pe guzar jaati hai
Laug kehtey hain ke Gulshan mein bahaar aai hai

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Humaarey ghar mein yoon tou Kya nahin hai
Bus itna hai, koi rehta nahin hai

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Iss qadar Zarf tou rakhtey hain Zamaaney waley
Zindagi chheen ke jeeney ki dua detey hain

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Ab woh Toofaan hai na Shor Hawaa'on jaisa
Dil ka Aalum hai terey baad khalaa'on jaisa

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Pehlay hi kaun si theen bahaarein Merey liyey
Tum aur Meri Zindagi weeraan kar gaey

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Chout lag jaaey toy kya hoti hai Dil ki haalat
Aik Aaeeney ko Patthar pe gira kar dekho

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Kaun aaey ga yahaan, koi na aaya ho ga
Mera darwaaza Hawaaon ne hilaaya ho ga

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Woh Aik Shakhs, jiss ka saath, lamhey bhar ka tha
Mein uss ke waastay kiyon Dil udaas karta hoon?

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Funny Hindi shayari 14

~ Suna hai Humein woh bhulaaney lagey hain
Tou kia Hum ' unhein ' yaad aaney lagey hain?

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Aik zamaana tha hansey sub ko hansaaney ke liyey
Aaj hanstey hain magar Ghum ko chhupaaney ke liyey

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"Apney marney ka ghum nahin laiken,
Haaey....... Tujh sey Judaai hoti hai

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( Bus.... Tum Ko Paana Hai )

~ Hum sey aaya na gaya, Tum sey bulaaya na gaya
Faasla pyaar mein, Donon sey Mitaaya na gaya

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~ Aaney ke waqt, Tum tou kaheen ke kaheen rahey
Ab Aaey Tum tou Faaeda? Hum hi nahin rahey

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Kabhi khud pe, Kabhi Haalaat pe rona aaya
Baat nikli tou har aik baat pe rona aaya

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Aik door ki nisbat sey bhi jal jaaey gee Duniya
Tum apni kahaani mein Mera naam na dena

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Funny Hindi shayari 13

~ Yaad aai hai Teri aur bhi shiddat sey Humein
Bhool jaaney ka Tujhey jab bhi Iraada chaaha

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~ Mumkin nahin tha Jo, woh Iraada nahin kiya
Hum ne Tujhey bhulaney ka Waada nahin kiya

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~ Tapak partay hain Aansoo Jab tumhaari Yaad aati hai
yeh woh barsaat hai jiss ka koi Mausum nahin hota

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~ Aey dost Hum ko Hijr ki Raaton ka khauf kya
Tera khayaal jaagey ga, Soya karein gey Hum

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~ Yaad bhi uss ki yeh kehti hui Dil sey nikli
Aisi Ujri hui basti mein bhala kya rehna

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Funny Hindi Shayari 12

Rasm-e-Ulfat hi ijaazat nahin deti warna
Hum Tujhey iss tarah " bhoolein" ke sada " Yaad" karo

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Chalo uss ne mujhey bura keh bhi diya tou kiya
Yahi buhut hai mujhey yaad kar raha tha koi

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Jab Raastey mein Woh kaheen Saaya na paaey ga
Yeh aakhri Darakht buhut Yaad aaey ga

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~ Kaash kuch dair yoonhi Waqt guzarta rehta
Mein ussey dekhta rehta woh sanwarta rehta
Uss ko jaana tha koi zakhm hi de kar jaata
Iss bahaaney, Mein ussey yaad tou karta rehta

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~ Uss sey kehna ke badalta nahin jab tak Mausum
Mein agar Yaad bhi aaoon tou bhulaaey rakhna

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Funny Hindi Shayari 12

Unn ki yaadon ke diyay jab kabhi jal jaatey hain
Hum khayaalon mein buhut door nikal jaatey hain

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Qurbatein hain ke Faasley hain buhut
Teri Yaadon ke silsiley hain buhut
Sona chaahon tou so nahin sakti
Meri Aankhon mein rat-jagey hain buhut

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Teri hi Yaad ne kuch Dil sey na jaana chaaha
Warna Hum ne Tujhey sau baar bhulaana chaaha

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Tark-e-Ulfat tou kiya hai Teri khaatir Mein ne
Ab Teri yaad bhi kum ho, yeh zuroori tou nahin

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Bhula baithey ho Hum ko Aaj laiken Yeh samajh lena
Buhut pachhtaao gey, jiss waqt Hum kal yaad aaein gey

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Funny Hindi Shayari 12

Unn ki yaadon ke diyay jab kabhi jal jaatey hain
Hum khayaalon mein buhut door nikal jaatey hain

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Qurbatein hain ke Faasley hain buhut
Teri Yaadon ke silsiley hain buhut
Sona chaahon tou so nahin sakti
Meri Aankhon mein rat-jagey hain buhut

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Teri hi Yaad ne kuch Dil sey na jaana chaaha
Warna Hum ne Tujhey sau baar bhulaana chaaha

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Tark-e-Ulfat tou kiya hai Teri khaatir Mein ne
Ab Teri yaad bhi kum ho, yeh zuroori tou nahin

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Bhula baithey ho Hum ko Aaj laiken Yeh samajh lena
Buhut pachhtaao gey, jiss waqt Hum kal yaad aaein gey

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Funny Hindi Shayari 11

Aik Muddat sey Teri yaad bhi Aai na Humein
Aur Hum bhool gaey hon Tujhey, Aisa bhi Nahin

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Ab Bachpaney ki neend tou Aik khawaab ho gai
Woh din kahaan ke Raat hui, aur so gaey

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Koi Mujh ko Mera bhar-poor Saraapa laa dey
Merey Baazoo, Meri Aankhein, Mera Chehra laa dey
Kuch nahin chahiyey Tujh sey Aey Meri Umer-e-rawaa'n
Mera bachpan, Merey Jugnoo, Meri Guriya Laa dey

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Ujaaley Apni Yaadon ke Humaarey saath rehney do
Najaaney kiss gali mein Zindagi ki Shaam ho jaaey

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Be-Rukhi iss sey barh kar aur Bhala kya ho gee
Aik Muddat sey Humein, Uss ne sataaya bhi nahin

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Funny Hindi Shayari 10

Aankh pe farz hai, hur waqt sawaali rehna
Iss ko sajta hi nahin, ashk sey khaali rehna

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Laakh mein Khaana Kharabon ki tarha rehta hoon
Par kissi aankh mein, Khoaabon ki tarha rehta hoon

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~ Jaati hai kissi Jheel ki Gehraai kahaan tak......
Aankhon mein teri "Doob" ke dekhain gey kisi Din

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Rasm-e-Ulfat hi ijaazat nahin deti warna
Hum bhi aisa "Bhoolein" ke sada "Yaad" karo

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Jab Yaad Tumhaari aati hai, Moonh Bistar mein kar leti hoon
Sab kehtey hain " soti hai" , Mein chupkey chupkey roti hoon

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Funny Hindi Shayari 9

Apni Zaat ke mehwar mein tujhey Zum kar loon
Ibaadaton mein tera Ishq bhi raqam kar loon
Terey Ashkon se ho agar "Wazoo" na-mumkin
Mein terey Jissm Ki Matti se "Tayamum" kar loon

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~ Saabit hua ke Mujh sey Mohabbat nahin rahi
Woh shakhs Mujh ko dekh ke Aankhein chura gaya

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~ Woh Aaj kiss ghazab ki banaawat sey aaey thay
Meri taraf tha Rukh magar Nazrein churaaey thay

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Palkein bhi chamak uthti hain sotay mein Humaari
Aankhon ko abhi khawaab chhupaaney nahin aatay

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Aankhein jhuki jhuki hai, tou Chehray pe Noor hai
Zaalim ki Saadgi mein bhi kitna Ghuroor hai

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Nigaahein tou buhut milti hain aksar Husn waalon sey
Magar rona tou iss ka hai ke Dil sey Dil nahin milta

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Funny Hindi Shayari 8

yahaan kisi ko bhi kuch hasb-e-aarzoo na mila
kisi ko hum na miley aur hum ko toou na milaa

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Ulfat tou hai aakhir " Unn " ko bhi, Meri na sahi... Dusman ki sahi
Mujh sey na sahi, dusman sey sahi, "woh" bhi tou mohabbat kartey hain

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Shaam hotey hi charaaghon ko bujha detaa hoon
Yeh dil hi kaafi hai teri yaad mein jalney ke liye

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Saara Shehar uss ke "Janaazey" mein tha shareek
"Tanhaaiyon" ke khauf se jo shakhs mar gaya

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Acha Khaasa baithey baithey "Gum" Ho jaata hoon
Ab Mein aksar "Mein" nahin rehta, "Tum" ho Jaata hoon

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Funny Hindi Shayari 7

Merey Daamun mein tou kaanton ke siwa kuch bhi nahin
Aap Phoolon ke kharidaar nazar aatey hain

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Kaanton se mohabbat kartey hain , Kirdaar tu dekho phoolon ka
Zakhmon se kaleja phut jaaey par saath Nibhaana parta hai

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Badla na Merey baad bhi mauzoo-e-Guftugoo
Mein ja chuka hoon, Phir bhi Teri Mehfilon mein hoon

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Ahsaas kaa andaaz badal jaata hai ,Warna
aanchal bhi ussi taar se banta hai, kafan bhi

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Hum subah paraston ki yeh reet puraani hai
Haathon mein qalam rakhna yaa haath qalam rakhna

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Funny Hindi Shayari 6

Khaamosh tum thay aur merey Hont bhi bund
Phir itni dair kaun tha jo bolta raha

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Uss waqt Intezaar ka Aalum na poochiyay
Jab koi baar baar kahey," Aa raha hoon mein "

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Badla wafa ka dein gey bari Saadgi se Hum
Tum "Hum " se rooth jaao gey aur Zindagi se Hum

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Seeney se merey Zeher utarney nahin detey
Zinda rahein woh loug jo marney nahin detey

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Be-Aetebaar waqt pe Jhunjla ke ro parey
Kho ke kabhi ussey tou kabhi Paa ke ro parey
Kab tak kissi ke soug mein rouein gey umer bhur
Hum khud ko kitni baar yeh samjha ke ro parey

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Funny Hindi Shayari 5

Mujhey Yaqeen tou nahin magar Yahi sach hai
Mein terey waastey Umrein guzaar sakta hoon

Yahi nahin ke tujhey jeetney ki khawaahish hai
Mein terey waastey khud ko bhi haar sakta hoon

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Dua ke liyey Haath kab uthaana tha.................
woh tou moonh chhupaaney ka aik bahaana tha

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Liptay kabhi Shaanon'n sey kabhi Zulf sey uljhay
Kiyon dhoond'ta rehta hai sahaarey Tera aanchal

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Jab tak bikey na thay Hum, koi poochta na tha
Toou ne Khareed ke Humein Anmol kar diya

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Mein khud pehel karoon yaa UDHER se ho Ibteda
Barson guzar gaey hain yahi sohtey huey.......

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Funny Hindi Shayari 4

Toofaan kar raha tha Merey Azm ka tawaaf
Duniya samajh rahi thi ke, Kashti bhanwar mein hai

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Poocha Kuch iss tarah sey, USS ne Mera Mezaaj
Kehna para ke, " Shukr hai, Parwardigaar ka "

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Jab bhi aata hai Tera naam, Merey naam ke saath
Jaaney kiyon laug "Merey" Naam sey jal jaatey hain

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Doobna hi tha jo Kashti ka Muqaddar, Ya Rub
Aankh ke saamney, Aey Kaash, Na Saahil hota

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Manzil safar mein thi, qadam faaslon mein tha
Mein door tha zaroor, Magar Raaston mein tha

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Funny Hindi Shayari 3

Shab-e-Wisaal mein roshan charaagh gul kar do
Khushi ki buzm mein kya kaam jalney waalon ka

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Sab kuch Khuda sey maang liya Tujh ko Maang kar
Uth'tay nahin hain haath Merey, Iss Dua ke baad

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Woh' jinn ki khaatir, Hum ne saari sarhadein toreen
Unhi ne Aaj kaha hai ke apni " Had " mein raho

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Hai Dil ko yaqeen, aaein gey woh laut ke aik Roz
Jaisey woh koi cheez yahaan bhool gaey hon

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Yoon hee bhar aaey Aankh mein Aansoo
Jaai'yay Aap.............. koi baat Nahin

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Funny Hindi Shayari 2

Agar talaash karoon, koi mil hi jaaey gaa
Magar Tumhaari tarah kaun Mujh ko chaahey gaa

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Aik cheez Qayamat bhi hai, Laugon sey suna kartey thay
Tujhey dekh ke Hum ne Maana, Woh theek kaha kartey thay

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Ruka hua hai ajab Dhoop chhaa'on ka Mausum
guzar raha hai koi dil sey Baadalon ki tarah

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Mein nay dushman ko bhi ahsaas-e-mohabbat bakhsha
Merey apney Mujhay Nafrat ki saza daitay hain

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Ab Dil ko Intezaar ki Aadat si hogaee
Yeh haal kardiya hai, Terey intezaar nay

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Na beeti thi kabhi jiss ki Chaand raat, Uss ki.....
Suhaag Raat Humaarey baghair Beet gai

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Funny Hindi Shayari 1

Pehli si ab Milaap ki soorat nahin rahi
Aik doosrey ki Hum ko zuroorat nahin rahi

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" Uss" sey Aik baar tou roothoon Mein, Ussi ki tarha
Aur Meri tarha sey " Woh " Mujh ko manaaney Aey

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Hur lafz kitaabon mein Tera Aks liyey hai
Aik phool sa Chehra Mujhey parhney nahin deta

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Taqdeer bananey waley, Toou ne Kumi na kee

Ab kiss ko kya mila, Yeh muqadder ki baat hai

Mujhey tou Apnon ne loota, Ghairon mein kahaan Dum tha

Meri kashti thi doobi wahaan, jahaan Paani kum tha

Merey Khuda, Mujhey itna tou Mo'tabar kar dey
Mein jiss ' Makaan ' mein rehta hoon, uss ko ' Ghar' kar dey

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Funny Hindi Shayari

Paas rehta hai......door rehta hai..
Koi Dil mein..... zaroor rehta hai

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Baithey Baithey Ghabraaey Hum
Jaaney Kissey Yaad Aaiey Hum

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Yeh Soch ke hum ne Jaan de di
Mayyat pe meri "Woh" aaey gaa

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Mujh ko mehsoos hua hai aksar
' Toou ' Mujhey dekh raha ho jaisey

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Hindi Shayari

ek ek qatare kaa mujhe denaa pa.Daa hisaab
Khuun-e-jigar vadii_at-e-mishagaan-e-yaar thaa
ab mai.n huu.N aur maatam-e-yak shahar-e-aarazuu
to.Daa jo tuu ne aa_iinaa timasaal daar thaa
galiyo.n me.n merii naash ko khe.nche phiro ki mai.n
jaa.N daad-e-havaa-e-sar-e-rahaguzaar thaa
mauj-e-saraab-e-dasht-e-vafaa kaa na puchh haal
har zarraa misl-e-jauhar-e-teG aabadaar thaa
kam jaanate the ham bhii Gam-e-ishq ko par ab
dekhaa to kam hue pa Gam-e-rozagaar thaa

Romantic Shayari

Tere hoton ko salam
In mein sama jati hein kahi sagar kahi jaam
Tu jab daato se dabati tere hotton ko
Pata chal jati hein teri piyas
Tu kar de ye piyas mere naam........


Kabhi to ki hogi suraj ne chand se mohabbat
Tabhi to chand mein daag hai,
Mumkin hai ki chand ne ki hogi bewafai
Tabhi to suraj mein aag hai.
Krishna Ido

Love Shayari

bara raha hoon teri taraf mera haat
Karta hoon bada nivaunga zindegi bhar tera saat
Ye nahi hein srif mera baat
Karta hoon tumhe bepanha mohabbat........

kaise dilaun tumhe biswas
ke mein hoon tumhare pas
are kaha milegi wo bus
jiske chorke pouchu tumarhe dil ke pas..........

just for u.....

aapki wafao ke hum talabgar hai,
aapke dil ko dukhane par hum gunahgar hai,
naraz na ho na hum se kabhi,
aapke bina hamari zindagi bekar hai.

subah likhta hu sam likhta hu,
ek kalam se tumhe paigam likhta hu,
ab to wo kalam he teri dewani ho chuki hai,
jis kalam se tumhe paigam likhta hu.

Salon Bad Na Jane kaya sama hoga,
Hun logo mein se na jane kaun kaha hoga !
Phir milna hua to milenge khawabo mein,
Jaise sukhe Gulab milte hai kitabo mein

Saturday, January 19, 2008

funny images for you